I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell - Tucker Max

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

By Tucker Max

  • Release Date: 2006-01-01
  • Genre: Humor
4.5 Score: 4.5 (From 102 Ratings)
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Description

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a*****e. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging d******d. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.
--from the Introduction

Actual reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you--for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'--and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

Reviews

  • ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    5
    By definately not leon
    Legit the funniest book I have ever read!
  • Fake fake fake

    1
    By b-mc
    Everything tucker max writes is fake. Save your $. Itโ€™s other peoples stories recycled. Fake fake fake.
  • Pure Comedy

    4
    By Ma fu ka
    I know I am late to the party, but this book had me laugh out loud over a dozen times. I highly recommend giving it a read before the movie comes out.
  • Funniest book ever

    5
    By Connor23185123
    This book is easily the funniest that Iโ€™ve ever read- itโ€™s hilarious and entertaining. The author makes no secret of the fact that heโ€™s the biggest jerk you will ever meet.

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