Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar - Kelly Oxford

Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

By Kelly Oxford

  • Release Date: 2013-04-02
  • Genre: Biographies & Memoirs
4.5 Score: 4.5 (From 218 Ratings)
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Description

Kelly Oxford is . . .

A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds

Not the queen of the world

An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher

The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush

A born salesman

Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20

That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time

Totally an expert on strep throat

Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend

A writer

A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes

"Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four

Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket

"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert

Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon

A terrible liar

Reviews

  • Awesome!

    5
    By Stasey Elizabeth
    Very funny.
  • Super funny and unfiltered

    5
    By RSVLGIRL916
    There is so much to appreciate in this book. I enjoyed the author's painfully honest and self-deprecating stories, in-sight, and humor throughout. I'd definitely, and already have, recommended this book to friends. Kelly Oxford, I hope you keep writing great stories like these.
  • Hilariously entertaining honest life stories

    5
    By Lauren Caster
    Kelly Oxford is witty, sharp, clever, hilarious and HONEST! The stories she shares are all so relatable but told way better. A book everyone should read for a good time.
  • Real life funny!

    5
    By Sara Vroman
    This book needs to be much longer (read: never ending) and I'm sad I got to the end so quickly. Please write another book and write it fast. Please and thank you. Best, The girl who hates boring books.
  • H

    5
    By Love dolls.com
    AWESOME!!
  • Loved!

    5
    By Bgarvey
    I was sad when I finished the last chapter, I wish there was more.
  • Super Awesome!

    5
    By jeffclaassen
    I haven't even read it yet and I totally love it! Ok, I just read the dedication and I'm totally sucked in.

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