The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - Bobby Henderson

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

By Bobby Henderson

  • Release Date: 2006-03-28
  • Genre: Humor
4.5 Score: 4.5 (From 88 Ratings)
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Description

CAN I GET A “RAMEN” FROM THE CONGREGATION?!

Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match–and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.

Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts– dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (“only a theory”), science (“only a lot of theories”), and whether we’re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!)
See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say:

“If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.”
–Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D.

“Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative ‘theories’ like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.”
–J. Simon, Ph.D.

“In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.”
–Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D.

Read the book and decide for yourself!

From the Trade Paperback edition.

Reviews

  • Best read ever

    5
    By Stronghobo
    I've been a believer for years. ( I found a free pdf online about 2 years ago
  • Intelligently Designed Book!!!

    5
    By Killer Dave 123
    Even though this book is about Unintelligent Design, it is clearly designed intelligently itself.
  • RAmen Everyone

    5
    By Joffrey le Oztrige of dooooom
    This is the best book I've read since... ever!
  • Great book

    5
    By Lik if u cri every tim
    This book is truly majestic in all ways. It touched me physically and spiritually. 8/8 would read again...
  • Ramen

    5
    By penwormbookloop
    Now i have the gospel everywhere i go! Hail the FSM!! RAMEN!!!!
  • Finally

    5
    By Pr85rty
    The great message of his noodliness can now be delivered by pirate ships everywhere!
  • Let the sauce of enlightenment shine.

    5
    By Deelynn16
    Finally it's all explained.. may knowing the gospel of the FSM, allow you push away from the banquet of life's questions finally satisfied. RAMEN

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